Monday, 22 February 2010

"Dear British Association of Homeopathic Retailers, from Science' (No. 12)

You never see scientists gloating do you? Not even when it's completely justified.

(For original letter to Homeopathy, go here. That one was very popular. Not saying it led to the article linked above, but until I see all the evidence....)

"Dear British Association of Homeopathic Retailers

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA HAAA HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA [snort] HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA HAA HAAA HAA [wheeze] HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!
[pant]
[pant]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA HAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAA...... oh, mercy.....

Welcome to big school. Not what you expected? No, it never is. But you wanted to be taken seriously, and this is what happens when you shout your mouth off without the capacity to back it up.

And before you start barking on about the 'good evidence that homeopathy works', bear in mind that the most convincing evidence in the world is useless if, as in this case, nobody get's to see it. I'm not ignoring the evidence, it's logically impossible to ignore something that isn't there. And as for balanced arguments, I'd be happy to take on board every rational argument you can supply. Assuming, of course, that you extend to me the same courtesy? Yeah, thought not. So just shut up and take your medicine (the real kind that actually works)

I look forward to your insane responses.

Great big childish raspberries to you

Science (BA hons)

P.S. You might want to warn all the other 'alternative' organisations. I will be coming for you all eventually, and they won;t like that at all. Not going into details, but did you see Terminator 2?...

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5 comments:

Dave Steele said...
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Dave Steele said...

You're just jealous because homeopathy can literally raise the dead and make dogs and cats get along and make the moon taste of raspberry and rid the world of hatred and then we had a sandwich and then we went to the beach and we buried Daddy in the sand and then I fell asleep in the car on the way home and there was also a cow. It said moo.

That is what I did on my holidays.

Yours sincerely

Homeopathy

Mel Phistopheles said...

I've always said that Homeopathy proves how effective it is by being completely effective, even if you don't take it. After all, there is as much effective ingredient in taking it as in not taking it. I never took any homeopathic remedies, and I got over my cold! Proof!

Anonymous said...

Next topic: Institute for Creation Research?
Love the work. =)

Dean Burnett, Neuroscientist said...

Just had to delete a comment that linked to several links for chinese porn sites. Was that a protest, spam or some sort of gesture of appreciation?

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