December 3rd: Neutron stars
For various unspecified reasons, big shiny baubles have
become quite a prominent feature of Christmas. Whether the flawless sphere is
symbolic of the crystal spheres that surrounded the earth in the ancient geocentricmodel of astronomy (which was probably in vogue at the time of the birth of
Christ), or the most cost effective shape for the mass production of pointless
decorations, they’re everywhere in December. I don’t really know, and I don’t
care enough to find out.
But speaking of celestial spheres, the universe has its own
shiny baubles. What would make a better shiny decorative bauble than a typical neutron star?
Almost anything would make a better bauble, actually. Tying
a mangled turkey bone to your tree would be a better idea. Neutron stars,
although technically big, shiny baubles in the strictest sense of the term, are
typically around 12km across and mass more than half a million Earths. A
teaspoon full of neutron star matter would weigh the same as 900 great pyramids.
Or 1200 average ones.
Now, I guess it’s feasible that they can make teaspoons that
can endure that sort of treatment, but I doubt any fir tree in existence could
withstand having a neutron star hung from it, even if it is one of those fancy
plastic ones (the tree, not the star).
Obviously, bringing a neutron star within the boundaries of
the solar system would likely play merry hell with the orbits of the planets,
so bringing one to within 2 metres of the Earth’s surface to attach to a plant
would undoubtedly end all life on and probably destroy the physical integrity
of the planet itself. And that would ruin Christmas.
You could argue that all stars are big shiny spheres, and in
a very loose sense you would be right. I singled out neutron stars as they
resemble Christmas baubles the most due to the fact that most neutron stars
seem to have a solid ‘shell’. Granted, they do have an atmosphere that is about
1m thick at most. For contrast, if the earth had an atmosphere that was 1m deep, you
would be in the vacuum of space if you stood up and your head would probably
explode. But if you were on a neutron star, you couldn't stand up at all, so that's not a worry. Although being that close to it would have reduced you to an atom-thin spread anyway, so no need to worry either way.
But a typical neutron
star, thanks to the extreme gravity, has a very smooth, hard surface. They also
emit visible light at pretty much all wavelengths, making them especially shiny
and more ‘bauble-esque’ than most stars with their thousand-kilometre deep
chromospheres and turbulent ‘surfaces’ of plasma.
Neutron stars are the remnants of massive stars that have
since gone supernova, and the extreme gravity allows the star to overcome electron degeneracy pressure, a property that prevents too much mass from condensing
into one place. By violating the rules
of normal matter, neutron stars matter is possibly the densest substance in the
universe, relegating to second place the previous title holder, Christmas
Pudding.
So because of these properties (not including countless
others), Neutron stars are quite Christmassy. But that’s just in isolation.
What if two of them meet and, more importantly, collide? They’re essentially
big balls, right? And balls often come in pairs, don’t they.
It has been suggested that, if conditions are right, two
neutron stars can end up orbiting each other, getting closer and closer until
eventually they collide and produce a horrific onslaught of unimaginable carnage.
Neutron star collisions are one suggested cause of gamma-ray bursters, the most
energetic events in the universe, unleashing the same energy in seconds that
the sun releases in its 10 billion year lifetime. If such a thing occurred even
within our galaxy, it would release a wave of radiation that could
decimate/annihilate life on Earth.
A long, slow build up which involves a sense of coming together, a brief spectacular light display,
followed by a period of carnage and devastation; What more fitting metaphor for
the turning on of the city centre Christmas lights could you ask for?
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